TIPS FOR WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SAVED AT WORK

• It's an incentive to show up.
• It leads to more honest communications.
• It reduces complaints about low pay.
• Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
• It encourages car pooling.
• Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
• It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
• It makes fellow employees look better.
• It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
• Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
• Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
• Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.
• It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
• Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
• Increases the chance of seeing your boss naked.
• Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
• Sitting "bare ass" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as "gross."
• Not having to worry about your wife being mad when you come home wasted - its your job!
• Any sick days taken would be completely genuine.
• you can take longer and more frequent bathroom breaks.