Comparisson - Wife is like a TV, and Girl friends like mobile phone

A Wife is like a TV and A Girlfriend is like a MOBILE Phone

HOW?
- At home u watch TV, but when u go out u take your MOBILE Phone

- No money, u sell the TV, got money u change your MOBILE

- Sometimes u enjoy TV, but most of the time you play with your MOBILE

- TV is free for life, but for the MOBILE, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated

- TV is big, bulky and most of the time old! But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable

- Operational costs for TV is often acceptable, but for the MOBILE it is often high and demanding

- TV you can control by remote, MOBILE you CAN'T

- Most importantly, MOBILE Phone is a two-way communication (u talk and listen), but with the TV you MUST watch and  listen (whether you want to or not)

Last but not least! TVs don't have viruses, but Mobiles Phones often do.